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Distressy

Age/Gender: 18, Female
Location: ~Halloween Town~
Job: Illustrator (Bach)

***MAJOR EGORAPTOR FAN. EGO FTW.*** If you don't think this is funny, get the f*k out.

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9/19/07

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Voting Pow.: 5.67 votes

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Flash Reviews: 101
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Score: 9
DARE

"Loved it. Very inspirational."

submission: DARE
date: August 12, 2009

I have to say I am not Christian, or religious, but I do appreciate Switchfoot's lyrics, and I do have tolerance for many points of view. Even being Agnostic I can approve of this video, the visuals were stunning, I loved how they were so rugged and had meaning and life to them. I don't understand why so many people don't like them. As an art student, I love seeing the nice flow of the colors and cross-hatching. The only thing I don't really like is the ending -- but as I said I'm not religious. I was also rather confused about the women in the movie, was the person who gave him the note a classmate? She looked too much like his mother to me. I thought it was well put together. A good tribute. Something different besides violence and non-sensical toilet jokes. Something Newgrounds isn't used to seeing; very bold.

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Score: 10
How to Hook Up the NES

"Awesome!"

date: August 10, 2009

My favorite console! xD Funny as hell. True too. 5/5. NES will ALWAYS be my first choice when gaming.

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Score: 9
Target Words

"Game is great! Just grammatic errors!"

submission: Target Words
date: July 11, 2009

Good job! I love your games!

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Score: 9
Fetch

"So cute!"

submission: Fetch
date: July 5, 2009

He is so cute! And it is such a well-developed flash. The art and sound are fantastic, as well as the plot. I think this would go over well at a film-festival. My only complaint is that I would love to see more of this cute litle guy! <3

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Score: 4
Homemade A1 steaksauce ad

"Hmm..."

date: July 3, 2009

I appreciate the parody, and I enjoyed the video. I only saw one problem with it that ruined the video. The artistic perspective. It would of been more attractive and interesting if the camera had been facing you. ):

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Score: 10
Jinx Hentai Parody

"Amazing."

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody
date: June 30, 2009

You've really improved, I think. I've always enjoyed your flashes, despite the content factor (which I am open-minded to anyways.) I'll keep watching for further output.

PS (For Flamers.): For those of you who say that pornography shouldn't be on NewGrounds; there is a whole collection for it. You cannot openly say that pornography isn't welcomed here. This site is free-thought based and everyone can express themelves, hence how all the different genres we have have come to life.

Second, with those of you claiming a rape, Miss Jinx rather set it upon herself with making the first move, and even so, the quality is good enough that the story shouldn't impact you that much. It IS creative, and the use of in-show footage is something not seen and a daring move (as it is often flamed.) Lastly, those of you with no flashes have no room to talk. Get a life. Seriously.

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Score: 10
My Trip to the Zoo

"We Were Fucking Pumped!"

submission: My Trip to the Zoo
date: June 22, 2009

I love these. <3 More would be like...heaven...heaven with hats!

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Score: 10
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

"DOMO-KUN"

date: July 3, 2008

Domo-kun owns. This is a wonderful game with a wonderful concept. It's obvious to see the great work put into it. And for all of those who says its too hard, practice makes perfect. This is defidently a fave.

Life isn't easy, and neither are all video games. And it doesn't have to make sense, its Domo-kun!

[5/5]
Epic.

~Itami

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Score: 9
Grand Theft Awesome

"I Like"

date: June 22, 2008

But clearly my favorite part was at the end.

When you hear that chime, you clearly know what somebody is going to get pwned.
By the almightly Egoraptor, no doubt.

[5/5]
~Itami

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Score: 10
Awesome Gaiden

"Awesome!"

submission: Awesome Gaiden
date: June 22, 2008

Awesomeness is close to godliness.

:3

[The goddesses have huge boobs, mind you. xP]

[5/5]
~Itami

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